Book What Not to Say.
Stay away from awkward exchanges and consult this clever compendium for things you should never, ever say. Learn what not to say at a job interview (How strict is your sexual-harassment policy?), what not to say to a cat lady (Dogs are so much friendlier!), and what not to say to anyone else you don't want to offend (Don't take this personally, but).
- A book of quotes you probably shouldn't quote.