This hat? Five Schmeckles. We aren’t sure what the conversion rate is, but neither is Rick, so you shouldn’t worry too much. This black snapback is ideal for jumping through portals, playing Roy or whatever other intergalactic trouble you want to get into to. Oh, and it features Rick and Morty’s screaming heads with a green portal background on the front, because, you know, Rick and Morty are why you’re reading this in the first place.